Monday, April 30, 2007

Sakit lagi

Masuk hari ni dah 11 hari aku sakit... Bukan serius pun, cuma batuk, demam & selsema je. Demam pun on & off jer... My body's taking a beating. Can't complain, this is the lifestyle that I chose for myself.

Last Friday, by the time I got back from the office, aku dah rasa flat semacam... By 8pm, Iwas already asleep... Woke up a few times to answer some sms & YM messages on my phone, but I really don't know if my answers made any sense to the recipients whatsoever since I was far from lucid when sending the replies. Also, I don't even know if I fed the cat properly or not. I might have poured some Friskies onto the cat plate sometime in the night, but then again I might have not done that. It was so bad that when I finally woke up, it was 4pm on Saturday! Well, there goes my guitar lessons down the drain...


Sunday was not much better. Spent almost the whole day sleeping, although I promised myself I'd watch the repeat for "Heroes" since I missed the screening on Wednesday & also the repeat on Saturday. But alas, didn't manage to catch it either. So I guess I'll have to scour the Astro Guide and see if there's a repeat sometime before the new episode goes on air in 2 days time. Failing which, I might have to go online and search for that particular episode to download and watch. I'm not much of a "pirate" when it comes to bootlegging TV shows ormovies, but once in a while I'd do that if all avenues of watching them "legally" goes down the drain. Usually my Achilles' heel is software. God knows how many different programs I've downloaded and installed and tested and uninstalled. Heck, I'd even try out things that I know I'd never use but installed anyway. But I'm digressing here...


Anyway, today I finally went to see a tabib. After getting stabbed at twice by an incompetent-and-equally-unattractive male specimen of a nurse, he finally gave up and called in a petite -and-cute-looking female nurse. I just wonder whether the female nurse was really good at what she did or was it just the sight of her made my veins easier to poke at? (Ayu, if you're reading this, don't say anything because I already know what you're going to say)

After all the "formalities" are done, I was back at the waiting area doing, what else but wait for my turn to see the tabib. So there I was, watching a scary-looking yellow giant of a bird teaching kids how to recite certain words and numbers on TV. Come to think of it, seems like every time I'm at this tabib place, they'd have that so-called children's program called Sesame Street followed by that disturbing piece they call a cartoon by the name Catdog and some nonsensical program hosted by that woman whose-name-escapes-me-at-this-moment and the comedian wannabe Shamsul Ghau-ghau. Again, I digress...

The LCD flashed my ticket number: 3011. So I'm supposed to go to room 48 to see my tabib. Walking there, I was dreading to hear what the tabib might say about my test results a few weeks back. I was half-expecting him/her to be in the room accompanied by two brusque-looking male nurses ready to pounce on me and drag me to the wards for further testing. Instead, there was one very pleasant albeit too-young-to-be-a-specialist female tabib sitting at her desk looking at the black 17" LCD monitor. Hmmm... no male nurses hiding in the corners? This might not be too bad at all, methinks...

I didn't even have time to anchor my big butt on the chair when she asked me how I was. So I told her that I've been coughing and wheezing and sniffling and feverish for 11 days. Immediately she whisked out her stethoscopes from her left coat pocket and proceeded to put the immensely cold metal thingy (mind you, I was fully-clothed at the time and the coldness still bit at my chest and back!) at different spots of my torso. After several seconds of inhaling and exhaling, she finally sat back and peered at my records on screen and in my little beige book. She told me that my cough is not a cause for worry. Furthermore, the test I did a few weeks back showed a general improvement in my condition. "But doctor, my blood pressure is dropping like hell and I'm sick. Shouldn't it be sky-rocketing by now?" said I. She flashed a perfectly reassuring smile and said, "Don't worry, some people react differently to illness. For some, their BP goes up while others see a reduction in their BP. But if you're worried that your BP is going down too much, then I can reduce your medications accordingly. As it is, the medications are doing what they're supposed to do. Anyway, the ultimate goal is for us to ensure you totally get off any medications whatsoever, right?" ending it again with a perfect smile.

She proceeded to show me my test statistics since I first came there five months ago. Yes, generally there HAS been a marked improvement. Heck, there's even one test where I've gone off the danger zone from 3mg to just 1.5mgs (thought I shall not elaborate what test this was for). At this rate, logic dictates that I'll be back to normal by the end of the year. But alas, sadly when it comes to illnesses, logic doesn't cut it, right?

So, armed with an arsenal of medications, I headed back to the office with the hope of being free from the sniffles and coughing. But we'll see how it goes, shall we?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Tag

Ayu tagged me, so here goes:

Layer One: On the Outside
Name: Hey, I'm Incognito.
Birthdate: Hari Polis tahun 1972
Current status: Coughing, feverish and almost naked
Eye color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Wish I could say totally black, but alas... my age is catching up with my hair
Righty or Lefty: Righty, I think. But Psych said I'm actually ambidextrous

Layer Two: On the Inside
My heritage: haven't achieved World Heritage status yet
My fears: Losing my memory, which is currently happening even right now.
My Weaknesses: Internet
My perfect pizza: Dude, there's no such thing as perfection in this world

Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
My thoughts first thing when I wake up: Darn! The cat wants to be fed again!
My bedtime: Anything between 1900 to 0700
My most missed memory: No idea. Memory's bust.

Layer Four: My picks
Pepsi or Coke: Used to be Coke, but I don't drink carbonated drinks anymore
Mc Donald's or Burger King: Mc Donald's definitely
Single or Group Dates: Group dates have the potential to be fun, but also annoying
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Tea or Nestea: Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappucino or Coffee: Coffee

Layer Five: Do I
Smoke: I wish I could all the time
Curse: Not verbally
Take a shower: when I feel like it
Have a crush: yeah
Think I've Been In love: "Think" being the operative word here, yes.
Go to school: My whole life's a school
Want to get married: Not worth the headache
Believe in myself: Most of the time.
Think I'm a health freak: No way!

Layer Six: In the past month
Drank alcohol: Nope
Gone to the mall: Yeah
Been on stage: Nope
Eaten Sushi: Nope
Dyed your hair: Nope

Layer Seven: Have I ever
Played a stripping game: Nope
Changed who I am to fit in: I think so. But like I said, my memory's bust now, so I can't remember.

Layer Eight: Age
I am hoping to be married: Refer item 7, layer 5.

Layer Nine: What was I doing
1 min ago: Doing this tag
1 hour ago: Surfing
4.5 hours ago: On my way to Bangi
1 month ago: Having teh tarik at Mon't Kiara
1 year ago: Memory's bust

Layer Ten: Finish The Sentence
I love: having lots of money to spend
I feel: miserable with this cough and runny nose
I hate: talking to people
I hide: secrets
I need: more sleep

Layer Eleven: Tag 5 people
This part I can't complete. Read on to know why...

I TAG YOU PEOPLE!
1. 1na - sorry, you're the only one I know who has a blog that hasn't been tagged yet

*** finito

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Logical chaos

Know what, i think i'm going to use this blog as a platform to vent my anger to all those stoopid people out there doing their stoopid stuff. For instance, what do you make of this image below? (excuse my drawing... i'm no photoshop expert)



I come across this image almost every working day. Or rather, I drive over the image almost every working day. They're the markers imprinted on the road that I use to go to work, and they're just before a cross junction with traffic lights.

To me, the visual instructions are simple enough: The left and middle lanes are for those who wish to drive on straight while the right lane are for those who intend to turn right. Simple, ain't it? And since I tend to accelerate from 0 to at least 60 in under 5 seconds (in a car, not on a bathroom scale mind you!) I tend to take the middle lane when stopping at the traffic light.

However....

there are these stoopid people who intend to turn right, but insist on taking the middle lane. These stoopid people are usually those queue cutters who do not want to join the queue at the right lane (the queue tends to be quite long during morning rush hour) and instead opt to take the middle lane and overtake those who have been patiently waiting at the right lane. These ***insert whatever expletives that comes to mind right about here*** invariably will get stuck behind me when the lights for right-turning becomes green and I can't continue to drive straight. Then these ***insert even more colourful expletives that comes to mind here*** would get irritated and will either:
1. flash their car lights to me;
2. honk "politely" at first, then blaringly when I refuse to budge; or
3. just wait patiently for MY lights to turn green so they can inch forward.

I usually tolerate number 1 and 3 (hold on, what's to tolerate if they just wait patiently then?) but those who choose option 2 will eventually get on MY nerves. I mean, why honk at me when it's their stoopidity that put them in their predicament in the first place? So, after almost 3 years of putting up with number 2, this week I decided to fight back. The first instance happened last Monday. There was this orange Gen.2 with a brusque-looking man at the wheel. He didn't honk "politely" but chose to go at me full-strength. So guess what I did: I got out of the car, walked next to the straight-pointing arrow on the road, pointed at my eyes, pointed at his eyes, then pointed at the arrow, then gestured that the lane was for those going forward, not to the right. He stopped honking at me and tried to manoeuver into the right lane, but instead was honked by the oncoming cars already waiting patiently at the right lane. So eventually he has to wait until MY lights were green and I drove off before inching forward, waiting for his lights to change...

The second incident was just this morning. The same thing happened, just that this time it was a lady driver, very mak Datin looking, in a champagne-gold Merc honking. So I did exactly the same thing, with added gestures of:

1. pointing at her;
2. pointing at my right temple; and
3. gesturing which roughly connotes that she didn't have brains.

At this point, she stopped honking at me and just waited quietly in her car, not even attempting to cut into the right lane.

People are sooooo stoopid sometimes... That's why I like machines better most of the time...

Monday, April 09, 2007

Stoopid joke

I got this joke from a colleague the other day. Just thought i'd share it with u...

*** Begin stoopid joke ***

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband. Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband: "Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!"

Happy and excited she was counting the days to her birthday.

And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....










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*** End stoopid joke ***